Should men be required by law to drink absinthe?

Enlightened People, consider this deplorable but all-too-common scenario: I am drinking tequila with my girlfriend, and after 4 or 5 gles I'm ready to dance, and my little gringa's slipping into a coma... Obviously a healthy, dominant man has a greater capacity for distilled beverages than most women have. Therefore shouldn't men be legally obliged to drink the most potent legal beverage (absinthe) when imbibing alcohol with women? uming that women are restricted to the milder 80 proof distillations, it seems likely that an equality of incapacitation can be achieved between the es. As Equality is the ideal of ideals, shouldn't all good citizens petition their representatives to mandate the manly consumption of absinthe?